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anaphalaxis:
Hell, I know the feeling. Have a bitch, they are fun!
contrast:
I have a problem in my girly parts. I haven't slept in a few days cause of the pain. The doctor gave me motrin.What the fuck is that supposed to do. I'm in agony. Fuckers. Maybe my uterus will just fall out and I won't have to deal w/ this shit all the time. Eh... enough bitching for today...
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welcome2thedawn:
oh my gosh...have they checked to find out what the problem is...cuz it can't be good..........
elektra_descends:
Yes, the pie was yummy! The other pics were shite! You could not see my face or my big ass, or I should say womanly figure. I am sorry you are not feeling well. I was just thinking about you today, wondering how you are. Strange, I do not kow you but I was thinkin' I should stop by and say Hi again soon. I think I will go start a topic in the group. No one really seems to go back there. But, I have received some bad news this past week so I will go and vent.
I will talk to you soon.
I will talk to you soon.
I put a new picture in my art folder. It took me and hour to get it in there. I'm a dummy. Maybe my computer just sucks.
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nemisis:
hey,
I live off of 224th about a mile or so from the high school. but I haven't heard of that housing community
I live off of 224th about a mile or so from the high school. but I haven't heard of that housing community
silverrevolver:
Of course I have, strange girl. We made pumpkin sorbet at work last week. It made me absurdly happy.
Well I'd say the partys over, there is someone puking in the sink as I speak. We drank two handles of captien morgans rum. I'm a pirate at heart. And I'm drunk as hell. I have a huge lump on my hand frim getting hit. I'm going to watch TV.
I'm a loser. Love you all. xoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxo..........
I'm a loser. Love you all. xoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxo..........
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hendry:
I can't believe you were out so early.
blck_flwrsplease:
thats great halloween makup on your pics. it looks real - is that real on your arm on the other pic? youre really pretty and your art is really cool - later
I'm totally board.... I wanted to got see "the grudge" or "saw" tonight but, I'm poor. So I guess I'll sit down w/ the remote and, watch another fear factor marathon. I want a new profile picture too, so maybe I'll try to make my photoshop work. It never does. We are having a halloween party tomorrow night. I've never celebrated halloween before. I'm dressing...
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laptop_romeo:
A pregnant nun IS funny! Heh.
minibeanie:
I never like any of my pics, thats why I have an avitar on my profile.....
Ohhhh, Halloween parties are soooooooo fun.....
Ohhhh, Halloween parties are soooooooo fun.....
Something intersesting actually happened in my life! My room mate failed a piss test and the military police searched our house. I was very upset to find 3 gun packing cops rummaging thru my nightstand. And everyone knows the things people keep in the nightstand. 
After 4 hours of picking thru EVERYTHING! They decided we weren't dealers.
They mostly turned there attention to me, I...
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After 4 hours of picking thru EVERYTHING! They decided we weren't dealers.
They mostly turned there attention to me, I...
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cyanidedreamz:
A month without is huge. Congrats.
After I dyed my hair bright red, I had people bothering me at work about looking like a druggy. This one guy even had the balls to tell me he can always tell when someone is into drugs just by looking at them, and that 'druggies' always think they look normal, but they really don't. And then he told me I should stop doing drugs because they're 'just not good'. Which is funny, 'cause at the time that happened, I hadn't touched a single drug in 2+ years...
After I dyed my hair bright red, I had people bothering me at work about looking like a druggy. This one guy even had the balls to tell me he can always tell when someone is into drugs just by looking at them, and that 'druggies' always think they look normal, but they really don't. And then he told me I should stop doing drugs because they're 'just not good'. Which is funny, 'cause at the time that happened, I hadn't touched a single drug in 2+ years...
laptop_romeo:
Whoa! You live an exciting life! And one month is a great accomplishment. You get a visit from my Cat
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then...
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"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then...
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thearcanecircle:
thats fucking hilarious. A fitting end to a drab day. I guess its my turn to be the downer in our friendship. 
thanks for caring though.
thanks for caring though.
nemisis:
now that's pretty funny.
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The...
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The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The...
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blck_flwrsplease:
thats a really funny story - your picture on the self-mutilation group photoset is really cool - just wanted to say hi - where is more of your art posted? later
fuzzycheeze:
hahaha! hell yeah, that's funny.
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place in laundry hamper
2. Walk to bathroom wearing bathrobe or towel. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,...
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1. Take off clothing and place in laundry hamper
2. Walk to bathroom wearing bathrobe or towel. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,...
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mistersalt:
Of course I've heard of naughtytuck...
what could make you move from such a sparkling town?
what could make you move from such a sparkling town?
hethral:
I think there's normally more scratching involved that just in front of the mirror.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
-Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Billy Crystal
We have women in the military, but they don't...
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-Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Billy Crystal
We have women in the military, but they don't...
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minibeanie:
I copied and pasted them all to my computer.....Im still laughing.....
the_scummiest:
the quotes by Jay Leno and Billy Crystal were hilarious.