Every now and then a weird thought pops into my head and I wonder what it be like to do different things, like what would I do if I had wings? Could go to feudal Japan? Shut down MTV?
Well one of my lest oft thought questions was answered on Tuesday: What would it be like to be in prison? How was this question answered? I got the pleasure of partaking in a pharmacology exam that turned me into the fresh meat in the prison shower, and folks, I dropped the soap.
Short of my test paper developing a voice and bellowing "UGH! UGH! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!" I don't think I could have been violated any more. It's one thing to take a test and be unprepared and KNOW you're going to fuck up. It's another to study hardcore, go in knowing your shit, and come out in the fetal position, weeping and hugging yourself.
The god news is that all my past sacrifices to Cthulu finally paid off, because it seems that I passed somehow. Oh thank you great priest of R'lyeh, I look forward to being consumed by the madness.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan!
Well one of my lest oft thought questions was answered on Tuesday: What would it be like to be in prison? How was this question answered? I got the pleasure of partaking in a pharmacology exam that turned me into the fresh meat in the prison shower, and folks, I dropped the soap.
Short of my test paper developing a voice and bellowing "UGH! UGH! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!" I don't think I could have been violated any more. It's one thing to take a test and be unprepared and KNOW you're going to fuck up. It's another to study hardcore, go in knowing your shit, and come out in the fetal position, weeping and hugging yourself.
The god news is that all my past sacrifices to Cthulu finally paid off, because it seems that I passed somehow. Oh thank you great priest of R'lyeh, I look forward to being consumed by the madness.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan!
*le sigh*
i know the feeling. wish i didn't, but i do.