some of my favorite phobias....
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold. (stay the hell way Mr. T!)
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor. (if only i could miss work for this one)
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being. (because dolls are fucking creepy)
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity. (sorry but you are screwed if you have this one)
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone. (I have this one..hehehe)
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity. (everyone of you bastards)
Iophobia- Fear of poison. (haha people are afraid of
poison)
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables. (noooov vegetable man nooooooooo)
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms. (did i ever tell you about timmy the tapeworm?)
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
some of those may just be made up, but they made me laugh either way....if anyone ever finds a great dictionary with all fears to date, please send it my way and i will make you something. please god find me one.
i am moving this weekend so i may be gone for awhile, at least til i get internet. i guess i don't update that much anymore anyway.
i bought some kewl things today....bling ear plugs, heathcliff dvd along with rules of attraction and dark city, a rubber ducky lamp, a mad eyeshawdow, and purple duct tape. monkeytail stopped me from buying a bakers rack that looked like a torture device, but i think one day it will be mine....like this weekend...
hey just image it without all the kitchen stuff and body parts hanging from the hooks. i think it would be very decorative.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold. (stay the hell way Mr. T!)
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor. (if only i could miss work for this one)
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being. (because dolls are fucking creepy)
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity. (sorry but you are screwed if you have this one)
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone. (I have this one..hehehe)
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity. (everyone of you bastards)
Iophobia- Fear of poison. (haha people are afraid of
poison)
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables. (noooov vegetable man nooooooooo)
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms. (did i ever tell you about timmy the tapeworm?)
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
some of those may just be made up, but they made me laugh either way....if anyone ever finds a great dictionary with all fears to date, please send it my way and i will make you something. please god find me one.
i am moving this weekend so i may be gone for awhile, at least til i get internet. i guess i don't update that much anymore anyway.
i bought some kewl things today....bling ear plugs, heathcliff dvd along with rules of attraction and dark city, a rubber ducky lamp, a mad eyeshawdow, and purple duct tape. monkeytail stopped me from buying a bakers rack that looked like a torture device, but i think one day it will be mine....like this weekend...
hey just image it without all the kitchen stuff and body parts hanging from the hooks. i think it would be very decorative.
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This may be just the most stupid thing you've ever heard (living in KY, uhh yeah) but I picked you second since my baby girl is named Maddy. Full name Madras Plaid. Ok, so she's a Miniature Pinscher but she's hot, knows it and takes no shit. I just realized a moment ago that you live in this great state.
You probably have little reason to travel this way but if ever you want to visit hell, it's only a two hour drive. And it's trying to freeze over right now.
Hope things are good in Loserville cause Hell's freezin'.
dear maddy,
you are the greatest, and i suck because i never comment anymore. i have aim again, feel free to IM me, always a good time talking to you.