This is the best one of these I've seen. Katie is the new #1 
how tall are you? 5'9"
have you ever smoked heroin? I've snorted it.
do you own a gun? nope
have you ever been arrested? but my record is clean
rehab? nope
how many of your friends have committed suicide? zero
do you shave your crotch? neatly trimmed, not shaven
would you...
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how tall are you? 5'9"
have you ever smoked heroin? I've snorted it.
do you own a gun? nope
have you ever been arrested? but my record is clean
rehab? nope
how many of your friends have committed suicide? zero
do you shave your crotch? neatly trimmed, not shaven
would you...
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I was enjoying
Now I am not
Here's why:
Now I am not
Here's why:
yeah. my weekend has been something else.
So, friday night,
I go to lotus. I wouldn't normally go there, but my friend is trying to get a night spinning with this promoter, and the promoter is trying to fill the place, so it's pretty much an open guestlist. Like, 500 person type guest list. So, I grab my flask and head there to meet up...
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So, friday night,
I go to lotus. I wouldn't normally go there, but my friend is trying to get a night spinning with this promoter, and the promoter is trying to fill the place, so it's pretty much an open guestlist. Like, 500 person type guest list. So, I grab my flask and head there to meet up...
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I had a good day today. Woke up, had a productive day at work. Happy throughout. Good lunch. Hung with the best friend while he had no tables after I was done.
Maybe it's because, for once, I slept through yesterday. 14:00 - 08:00 coma sleep. My neck is feelin close to 100% too.
I am beginning to think, however, it's somewhat pointless for me...
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Maybe it's because, for once, I slept through yesterday. 14:00 - 08:00 coma sleep. My neck is feelin close to 100% too.
I am beginning to think, however, it's somewhat pointless for me...
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alexis:
Drinks bring out more honesty than comedy. I think it's because I don't know any better when I'm drunk.
Let me quote a 'Don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood':
Dad: You ever drink and drive? ... That shits fun!
Let me quote a 'Don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood':
Dad: You ever drink and drive? ... That shits fun!
So, nobody recognized the song from my last entry. Not a big surprise, I guess, since I don't communicate very well. Something about my cadence throws people off. Or so I'm told. I am not a phone person, mostly as a result of this, since I cannot view whether you are getting my point or joke or whatever. I find it much easier to joke...
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forgetit:
I don't know if it's normal, but I feel the same way. I'm constantly judging myself harshly. Mostly I think I'm stupid, ugly, fat, boring, and an utter waste of oxygen. The people that don't feel that way about me keep me sane. And dude, I threw out my back wrapping presents a couple of years ago. Nice. I pull my quad everytime I break into sprint. I think when you've worked out hard, you can basically never stop or you fall apart.
forgetit:
I didn't mean for good man. Can't support a family on a bartender's salary. Just to get there. Although now, it may be Costa Rica!
It's far beyond a star,
It's near beyond the moon,
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon.
It's near beyond the moon,
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon.
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blaueminxaugen:
hahaha. I'm the only one who's allowed to say it! 
♥
♥Most people have heard the term "first day of the rest of your life." I have one of those days looming on my horizon. That day is Monday, the 10th. A lot of things are falling into place:
My work has laid out a more concrete and accountable org chart, and my deliverables will be pretty well defined on Monday going forward.
My last soccer...
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My work has laid out a more concrete and accountable org chart, and my deliverables will be pretty well defined on Monday going forward.
My last soccer...
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maddog_hoek:
Or... this neck thing could end up much worse as of the day after I wrote it, and could dominate the next few weeks of my life.... F U C K
I watched Napoleon Dynamite the other day. Humor is not in the plot, humor is in the little things. That's what made Seinfeld so funny. Compelling characters in real situations. I can see how many of those who are our parents age wouldn't find it funny. My friend's mom fell asleep.
Another group that would have to watch out for this are those in, as...
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Another group that would have to watch out for this are those in, as...
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thirtyseven:
i had a photo, but looking at the same old picture gets old, ya know?
GOSH!
GOSH!
jillamin:
I absolutley loved Napoleon Dynamite. I thought it was hilarious...I was able to compare things to my own highschool experience. It wasn't glamorized and suger coated. There weren't ten million cuss words in it. I loved it...usually the people who don't like it are the people that are most similar to the characters...it's their own "nerd denial"....you are right my friend...WE ARE ALL NERDS!!! xoxo
So, as for my day off...
Rock the slam- check
Get something for the house- check
- a six pack of tecate
- 2 candles
Text message- kinda check
-well, believe it or not, i don't own a cell phone...so I called a friend and when they picked up I said "dragon Ball Z" and hung up. mwahaha.
Something I don't get to do- check
-Took a nice loooooong bath. With bubbles!!!!!
Thanks for all the great tips. I heart you!
So, as for my day off...
Rock the slam- check
Get something for the house- check
- a six pack of tecate
- 2 candles
Text message- kinda check
-well, believe it or not, i don't own a cell phone...so I called a friend and when they picked up I said "dragon Ball Z" and hung up. mwahaha.
Something I don't get to do- check
-Took a nice loooooong bath. With bubbles!!!!!
Thanks for all the great tips. I heart you!
My new year began about three months back on my birthday. That is when I make my resolutions, and when I party the hardest.
Tonight is yet another frinday where my service industry friends get the shaft. Unfortunately, I am thinking of joining that industry once again. I'm not giving up on being an underpaid software engineer, heavens no. I need to save up some...
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Tonight is yet another frinday where my service industry friends get the shaft. Unfortunately, I am thinking of joining that industry once again. I'm not giving up on being an underpaid software engineer, heavens no. I need to save up some...
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maddog_hoek:
heh. frinday. Ima let that one linger to show how smrt I b.
"Hey, they're playing the elephant song."
"I love that. Reminds me of elephants."
Season 5 is awesome!
"I love that. Reminds me of elephants."
Season 5 is awesome!
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heatherann007:
I own 'Office Space'. I love that movie.
jillamin:
teehee...I swear. that is all i do....recite lines from family guy. or...maybe i'll say somithing along the lines of..."do you remember the episode where..." I'm an addict. i should seek help. treatment.
ps. "everybody leave, i have to poo"
pps. " Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me."
ps. "everybody leave, i have to poo"
pps. " Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me."