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Saturday Apr 09, 2005

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Whoo!
Driinkiiiiinnnn!
The Flying Lawnmower! The Golden Shower Head! The Double Beer Hat! What, it's way cooler than the single beer hat. No one respects Marlin! He's just a crazy old coot with a beer hat!

I B Smrt enough to accidently close the tab and lose my journal entry! Me fail Inglish? That's unpossible?!?

How did I get lit up, you ask? From a course of events, as follows:

1. The Animation Show. No spoiler here. Darker than last year, still quality. Don Hertzfeldt is a genius.

Anyhow, I'm somewhat notorious for crappy service. This, however, was crappy all around.
One of my friends suggested that being a cunt at overpriced restaurants (such as this one where I choose not to post a link) is fashionable, but I'd like to "have faith" and believe it was our waitress, not the larger subset that includes aforementioned overpriced eating and drinking.


lame waitress story

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Ok, I ask for Bakers, and get Makers, which any whiskey drinker will tell you is a world of difference. Since I'm at an overpriced restaurant, I opt for the cheaper booze. Anyhow, my best example is the water. Rather than fill water, when the glass is empty, she would take it away. Every drink was asked for, as well as the check. Yarr! ARRR!!!
Not as bad as the bartender(s) referenced in this story, but shitty nonetheless.



So, we were s'posta see Cari Lekebusch tonight, but he missed his flight. So we opted to go out bowling, the dude style, inspired by my recent ramblings.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

First off, although at this point I'm well past, uh, first, It took a couple few minutes to round up my (ride/best friend)'s fiancee. After doing so, I was mislead to think real bowling was in the bar closest to my place, but instead it was thunder bowl!. I got a 169, winning the game not to mention closing the last 5+ frames including 2 pins from the turkey. I know I'd easily push into the 200s had I played another game, not to mention drank so much bushmills and beamish




P.S.

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I will also destroy you at galaga and hold my own at Ms Pac Man. wink

VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
izabel:
I thought I buried that one.

It's a simultaneous thing, I think, not cause and effect: dreams AND awakening. I gotta just not be scared and let it have its way with me.
Apr 13, 2005
izabel:
I just get too hassled by all my fans when I'm on IM.
Apr 13, 2005

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