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White Russian
* 2 oz. Vodka (I chose Ketel One this evening)
* 1 oz. Coffee liqueur (such as Kahlua)
* 1/2 oz. Cream
Pour Vodka and Coffee liqueur over ice into an old fashioned glass. Float cream on top.
Note: This is the same thing as a Black Russian, except with the addition of the float of cream.

I ordered a Double Black Russian (w/ Ketel one), the bartender "too hot and stupid to know what I wanted" defered me to the other bartender. Second bartender proceeded to make me a White Russian.

I repeated my order the second time I returned to the bar. Bartender starts to make my drink in a single glass.
I say, "Double Black Russian!"

He says, "This is the biggest glass we have, there's a lot of liquor in there. You don't have to get pissy about it."

I say, "Use this one" (which I had just finished)

Again, he finishes by making me a White Russian. This is the last drink I order from them. Probably for a couple of months. Last time there was no picnic either. I will, however, do my best to support the night when my friends are spinning (again). Drinks, however, others are going to have to buy for me