maddigan

I need to update this thing. I never do anymore.

I'm now a phonesex actress. I assume that sooner or later I won't wake up my roommate by laughing hysterically after I hang up the phone. "You want to rub what where ? "Yes, I'm a 21 year old naughty girl who sleeps with my roommates and fucked my 30 year old English teacher when I was 12. Can I call you Daddy?"

Maxx is finally out of my physical proximity. Out, damned spot! Out!

I shouldn't be awake.

My coworker now wants my help in becoming a nude model/possible "erotic model." I am the pied piper of naked ladies. I need livery and a hat with a feather.

Edited to Add:

AWESOME

Although you'd need to have been wandering around the Hopefuls group for awhile to get the joke.
Otherwise you'd be wondering about the chef hat, or if this is the way I normally cook around the house. (it is.)