madamwest

I love that my new ringtone sounds like Leonard (Big Bang) is hitting on me, epecially when I go to the bathroom in public and there is a stranger in the stall beside me when someone decides to call. Then all they hear is "Hi, I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle, and buzz electric. I'm gonna pick you up at 8 and show you a night you'll never forget." Then I leave the restroom before they exit the stall, so they will never know what the hell just happened.

Lovin' life, bitch.