Drunken blogs are the best! Two Smirnoff Ices and 5 shots of Vodka - here we are! Let's start off this blog by saying ... I am currently sexually frustrated - which is actually better than being sexually DEAD which is what I was this morning and into the afternoon. So I guess I should thank THIS PERSON (you KNOW who you are) for what they did to me this evening - awakening me sexually. HOWEVA! When you get someone to the point where they're 5 minutes from having a kick ass orgasm (knowing that they haven't had one in like a month) and then you stop - you are going to burn in hell. Know this and be afraid!!!! Moving on ... someone told me they loved me this evening and then they took it back and ran away. I haven't known her very long .. but yeah - I love her too. And I'm not taking it back and I'm not running away! I know that through all we've been through since we've been together and we're still together and still willing to be together there's not really a whole hellavah lot that can tear us apart. Right? Or did I just jinx myself? Damn - um ok - I take that part back! 
Yeah I know - I'm screwed. Actually no - I wasn't screwed enough today - hence my sexual frustration! I'm going to bed. No hangover tomm PLZ! Nighty night folks!
Yeah I know - I'm screwed. Actually no - I wasn't screwed enough today - hence my sexual frustration! I'm going to bed. No hangover tomm PLZ! Nighty night folks!VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
I mean if my boyfriend said to me, "I have a secret to tell you, but I'm going to tell you on Jerry Springer."
that would be it right there, I'd be gone