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What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

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During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.



How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny?

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You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse



How does a real man know whenever his...
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niobe:
Alright, I am off to bed.

Good night dear. Sleep well and have sweet dreams. kiss
onie:
oh no.. each joke was more painful than the last.. haha.. but thank you.. reading that made me feeling amazingly good!
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" You're lucky I'm a righteous black man.... "
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niobe:
I'm leaving in a half an hour.
gnarface_killah:
God I love Do the Right Thing ! ! ! ! !
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So anyone in the mood for a classic..... It kicks much ass..... Honest.....
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niobe:
mad
niobe:
kiss
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Here's a good message for the new year from your Uncle mad_fer_it.....
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niobe:
kiss
niobe:
miao!!
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But I still believe
There are only a few things
That really belong
To me, who I am
Who I was
And who I wanna be

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niobe:
Hehehehe!
englandaway:
happy new year man biggrin

fucking Villa .....5 on the bounce mad
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The man may be a tad arrogant, unrefined and have a go at some people.
But then again, not many can do this.....



Live Forever Mate...
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polly:
frown so you don't think i'd strangle you, is that it? kiss
polly:
yeah i'm a hard core street thug. thank you for being "scared". smile
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gnarface_killah:
nice pic.
niobe:
Sorry, for not getting back on MSN. The blinds were more than frustrating and I am tired. So calling it a night! kiss

Sweet dreams! Talk to you tomorrow sweets.

love
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niobe:
kiss kiss kiss
niobe:
tongue
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niobe:
niobe:
blush love kiss
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It is where Spam ( the canned meat) is produced. It has more miles of river than any other state and it is home to the largest porch swing in the world seating 25 adults. Its city of Kearney is located exactly half way between Boston and San Francisco.

That's right boys and girls. mad_fer_it is headed to one of the world's great vacation destinations...
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niobe:
You are coming home today!!!

*does a happy dance*
niobe:
I thought you were coming home today. frown