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fry:
Definately. I live with a jock and I can just about keep up with her but I know enough never to drink with an Irishman. Or any Eastern European for that matter. Important lesson that one - don't drink weird spirits with anyone born behind the Iron Curtain, you wont stand a chance. biggrin
niccie:
may I nominate myself for not being able to stop eating donuts.
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redmess:
don't tell ANYONE wink but once i had a dream that i was making out with my mom. eeek
redmess:
apparently the oedipal complex can go for all genders.
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cahrizz:
word she's hot as hell bro. i got to see that movie. i loved the first one, shits funny as hell. golf @ 114 shit that's fucking hard. the clubs flying out of your hands? anyway bro the morphine plus a bunch of killians red is kicking my ass. time for bed wink
cahrizz:
it's no problem mate and what i did was no big deal. any body can do it. and no worries about complaining. i do it all the time. lol. and i enjoy a good laugh so joke and insult away. besides i gots to watch my ego it might'en humble me. btw where you from abouts? i can't tell if it's irealand or what not.

peace bro,
chris
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spaceboy:
Actually, you're the first person to say Al Pacino. Most people say i look like Jesus. Especially when I had longer hair.
englandaway:
I'm older than I wish to be
This town holds no more for me
All my life I try to find another way
I don't care for your attitude
You bring me down I think you're rude
All my life I try to make a better day


tongue biggrin kiss
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5 feet up... 23 feet towards me... 5 feet down... and right in my fuckin ear...

all fuckin day. got 2 dumbass dogs which have 2 stupid human names. don't know breed but just like that fuckin piece in monopoly. and don't say aww. or at least you wouldn't after hearing the same story told to 9 different people in one day. all calls are...
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englandaway:


fry:
Small, yappy dogs are pointless. If you are going to have a dog at least get a proper dog, one capable of biting your hand of at the minimum.

People with sense own cats though.
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englandaway:
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. Most people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We're colonised by wankers. We couldn't even find a decent race to be colonised by. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, and no amount of fresh air is ever going to change that
niccie:
its jumpers for goal posts where I come from..
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d'yer wanna be a spaceman and live in the sky......
pumascissors:
you don't wanna be no spaceman you just want the gold
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jessy:
it was so amazing....
redmess:
hah! thanks, guy. damn, if only it were kriss kross coming to town instread of x! wink

oh yeah, i remember those little fuckers. i think that's what we called 'em, too: little fuckers tongue . i didn't eat the sticks, though. tasted like chalk with sugar sprinkled in. i just used my finger to scoop out the powdery goodness. so of course i ended up with blue, red, orange, etc fingers. looked like i had stuck my hand up rainbow brite's ass! he he.
again, thanks for making me giggle. i can now rest with ease, knowing there's some person out there who wanted to cheer me up.
buenos noches
kiss
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monroe:
Hahah thanks man. I hope the name catches on ASAP! biggrin
englandaway:
1.Slide Away
2.Little By Little
3.Fade Away
4.Columbia
5.Sunday Morning Call
6.Round Our Way
7.Acquiesce
8.Stay Young
9.Talk Tonight
10.Be Here Now


Can't do 5
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COME AND PLAY THE GAME..... that is sweeping my journal tonight..... identify the five movies below....

1. " i'm just a struggling black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel harsh world "
2. " it's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma "
3. " i'll be takin these huggies and whatever cash ya got "
4. " my...
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englandaway:
1. Carry on up the kyber
2. Bridget Jones edge of reason
3. The Notebook
4. Jungle Book
5. Rita, Sue and Bob too

am I close ?

Round our way the birds are singing .........................................
niccie:
it went bostin, steve austin..my first official moms club event is too the Pomona Tattoo Expo this weekend..