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What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

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During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.



How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny?

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You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse



How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?

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A real man doesn't care.

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niobe:
Alright, I am off to bed.

Good night dear. Sleep well and have sweet dreams. kiss
Jan 6, 2007
onie:
oh no.. each joke was more painful than the last.. haha.. but thank you.. reading that made me feeling amazingly good!
Jan 6, 2007

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