macnz

Have you ever met a woman who makes you scared to have children because you're really scared that she might grow up to be like her? I know one. She thought that it would be funny to set off the fire extinguisher in my hallway last night after leaving my house. I really didn't want her to accompany me and my friends in our binge drinking because she was mouthing off like a cat in heat, spread-eagle on my couch ranting about how bad she needed to get fucked. I wanted to get some last night too, but damn! So to avoid a sticky mess being produced in my bathroom from some unknown cause, I told the guy she came with to please dispose of the trash as sson as possible (so to speak). So instead of being able to completely enjoy my night of jager bombs and shots of jager, and swigs of jager and more jager i ended up talking to the cops in a drunken stuper at approximately 1 in the morning Luckily, they thought I was humerous and told me that I had nothing to worry about and to enjoy the rest of my night- which i did, by drinking more jager