mackenzye

I had a weird dream the other night. My weird dreams aren't violent or even meaningful, they're more strange. This one was stranger than the rest. For some reason, I was in a video game - TimeSplitters: Future Perfect, to be exact. BTW, the whole thing was first person. Yeah, I know. Anyway, I'm in the middle of this ice planet and my cousin is asking me if he borrow my X-Box 360. I had just told him before that he couldn't, outside my dream, because he doesn't take care of things. Now he's asking me again. Logicallly, I would of threatened to shoot him, but this dream wasn't that cool. lol I told him to "fuck off" and went on my way. I moved into this base and there's my friends. It's a strip club, right in the middle of a frozen wasteland. WTF? "Why don't you go out with us anymore, Kevin? You're too busy killing aliens to care about us. Fucker." is what I got from them. I felt like shit, but things only got weirder. As I left the bunker, I was attacked by Big Foot. My cousin had ordered him to beat my ass, because he feels that he takes great care of my things. He was still wrong. After being thrown to the ground, which felt surprisingly real, I got my laser out and shot a hole through Big Foot's heart. I couldn't believe Big Foot was in this place and not a Yeti, now that I think about it. Anyway, this is almost done, trust me. With the creature dead, my cousin runs off to tell his mom.

It's at this point, where I wake up. If more would of went on, I wouldn't of remembered it and why I keep having fucked up dreams like this is beyond me. They don't make any sense or teach me anything of value.

Anyway, that's mine.