machete

Sweet holy mother of jesus that i dont believe in:

i have made a new tumblr account. specifically for my tales as a stripper.
i am working on the first story to post as we speak. i have faith that these stories will disgust, torment and bore you. so i hope you all stick around to read these beauties.

Chronicles of Peyton Peony

Rubs and Tugs,
Machete