machete

aaannnnddd im late agaian on keeping everyone up to date on my crazy life.

first off lets start with the basics. im in the process of starting a online stationary store. so keep your eyes open for that it will be called " The Machete Shoppe". secondly i have started taking vocal lessons. apparently i had this talent i didnt know about. well so my friends tell me im assuming to be nice and last bit not least i will also be starting guitar lessons next week. and the best part of all of this is that yesterday i finally went and took my NJ drivers permit test... AND PASSED! so in 3 months i will be for the first time in my life an actual licensed driver. and for everything in between i had been busting my ass at work alot in anticipation for my two best friends from oregon to fly out and visit me here on the east coast. lets just say it was a complete blast. here is as follows... just some tips to keep you up with the overload of pics and videos.
1. we drank ALOT, well i did anyways.
2. seaside, jersey shore baby..
3. drunken home made slip in slide.
4. drunken karaoke. enough said.
5. drunken nights at work.
6. shake a face, blow a face
enjoy.........




















p.s. add me on twitter i have a war going with a douchbag of a kid right now on the amount of followers so far im losing. if you do i wll make sure i will post sexy stripper posts on a regular. just do it. i have a hundred bucks to lose if you dont. paaallleeeaaasseee!!!!
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will all of my love and a little rub an tug,

machete