machete

finally starting to feel better. my first couple days in jersey were filled with only sleep. got some sort of cold with a terrible fever. but now i got to pull it together i got tonight and tomorrow of work at stiletto's in nanuet NY. so everyone in the tri-state area come and show me some love on the east coast dancing!!! and then two full days of brooklyn... i cant wait!! i miss that lady so much!!

also i started a twitter for shits and giggles. i dont really understand the concept of it, but i thought it would be funny to start one and talk about my poop alot. so basically im just "tweeting" everytime i poop or think i might go poop.

http://twitter.com/Machetesuicide

so if your a fag like me and do this shit( no pun intended) follow me and know when i look 3 pounds lighter.

p.s.
cant wait!! one more week till i get my new tattoo!! been waiting so long! god i love the east coast so much more than the west.. never thought i would say that... but i do.