So, yesterday I was playing with my son...he is two years old...anyway,I was sitting on the floor and he was standing next to me when all of a sudden I farted...He looks over at me with this quizical face. He then walks around behind me, lifts the bottom of my shirt and pulls the the back of my pants out...looks down into the crack of...
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Nothing says love like "Being rock hard in a cyber space."
tall:
see my comment under do any divorced parents get...
Love is not just a feeling, love is a powerful tool. Show your powerful tool to people and ask them to admire it. If they don't want to look at it, put it away again.
jackyo:
that's a very interesting way to look at it... i think i agree with you, sorta. ever study taoism?
jackyo:
you've been found out! i feel kinda like the masons might...like a secret club. i found your sticker (thank you, i will treasure it). through a process of elimination (or rather ockham's razor) and the assistance of my friends, the mystery of the sg sticker was quickly solved after you left. that was pretty slick. wish you would have introduced yourself so we could have talked more. i usually don't neglect my customers to such an extent but i am still suffering from sleep deprivation and i was also preoccupied with waiting for my lunch. i'll let you know if i get any brautagin in. thanks again for the sticker...it brightened my day. come in again sometime. *insert secret handshake here*
-bookbitch (a.k.a. Tara)
-bookbitch (a.k.a. Tara)
Feeling bad about yourself? You're probably suffering from low self-esteem.
Give your self esteem a boost by making lots of delicious rhubarb jam.
Give your self esteem a boost by making lots of delicious rhubarb jam.
emaline:
seems like it would be sour...
are there strawberries in there too?
i always used to eat rhubarb and alfalfa sprouts when i was littler, yummy.
are there strawberries in there too?
i always used to eat rhubarb and alfalfa sprouts when i was littler, yummy.
Happy birthday baby Jesus. Why do you make the people suffer so?
Sometimes around the holidays I feel the need to get my panties in a bunch.
jackyo:
bah humbug! fuck this corporate materialist consumerist circle jerk of a "holiday". humbug, i say!
come together brothers and sisters! boycott christmas!!!!
come together brothers and sisters! boycott christmas!!!!
soulessone:
Don't we all?! Mine are already!
Dim the lights and chill the ham.....daddy if fuckin' tired.
electricmainline:
Right on for THE DARKNESS!!! They will take over before we all know it.
doctorskinny:
Random Jon Poole was playing bass for Ginger last time I was in London. Oh man, it was great, Jon was manic.
Well, my farts not longer smell of the evil dag nasty eggs.....but now my breath isn't as plesant.
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darkskyy1:
SGSTL X-MAS EXTRAVGANZA
Saturday December 20 @ 8:00 PM
@ Atomic Cowboy - http://www.atomic-cowboy.com
7336 Manchester
The first ever SGSTL X-mas party will be held at The Atomic Cowboy in Maplewood, on Saturday, December 20th. The party will start at 8pm so that the festivities do not conflict with dinner and so that there will still be ample time to partake in the St. Louis nightlife. All SGSTL members are encouraged to bring guests. We will be having a gift exchange that night and all members will be required to bring one gift ranging from $5-$10. Member guests are allowed to partake in the gift exchange only if they bring a gift to contribute. Please RSVP ASAP on darkskyy1's page.
Saturday December 20 @ 8:00 PM
@ Atomic Cowboy - http://www.atomic-cowboy.com
7336 Manchester
The first ever SGSTL X-mas party will be held at The Atomic Cowboy in Maplewood, on Saturday, December 20th. The party will start at 8pm so that the festivities do not conflict with dinner and so that there will still be ample time to partake in the St. Louis nightlife. All SGSTL members are encouraged to bring guests. We will be having a gift exchange that night and all members will be required to bring one gift ranging from $5-$10. Member guests are allowed to partake in the gift exchange only if they bring a gift to contribute. Please RSVP ASAP on darkskyy1's page.
soulessone:
Yay, glad you want to come!! Keep up with my journal page or Rockepidemic's, and you'll be posted on things as they develop. 
Be sure to let me know if there's anywhere you think would be good to go to!!
Be sure to let me know if there's anywhere you think would be good to go to!!My farts reek of egg's and it is dag nasty.
kharnalbloodlust:
ok. every time that i've clicked on you to see what's new in your journal, and i come across this....i find myself chuckling.
thank you, thank you for sharing the smell of your farts. my world is complete.
thank you, thank you for sharing the smell of your farts. my world is complete.
For those in K.C. remember....tomorrow night is first friday gallery openings and saturday is the student shows and sale at the Art Institute...
What a long and shitty week....and it is not over. 
So, just as I had started to type out my rant about how this has been a pain of a week, my ex-wife calls, it appears that our two year old son is standing over by his christmas tree saying "hug"-"hug"-"hug"...so she walked over to him to see what was up...he had his hands around...
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So, just as I had started to type out my rant about how this has been a pain of a week, my ex-wife calls, it appears that our two year old son is standing over by his christmas tree saying "hug"-"hug"-"hug"...so she walked over to him to see what was up...he had his hands around...
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kharnalbloodlust:
absolutely the one who wanted to give up their life to be eaten.
humans are consumers. so i find it very inhuman to want to be consumed. and then he was willing to give up something as big as his life to fulfill a fantasy that he only got to live for 10 hours (the time it took for him to be maimed and killed).
and then to want to have his penis sliced off and then partake of eating it? i can understand being able to kill, and then eating what you kill (hunters, anyone?), but i can't understand asking to be mutilated and then killed.
messed up. what do you think?
humans are consumers. so i find it very inhuman to want to be consumed. and then he was willing to give up something as big as his life to fulfill a fantasy that he only got to live for 10 hours (the time it took for him to be maimed and killed).
and then to want to have his penis sliced off and then partake of eating it? i can understand being able to kill, and then eating what you kill (hunters, anyone?), but i can't understand asking to be mutilated and then killed.
messed up. what do you think?
If a picture paints a thousand words.
Then why can't I paint you?
Then why can't I paint you?
soeffinhappy:
You can. Just get off your lazy ass and buy some paints and some canvas. 
Good call on the river bottoms. That makes sense.