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My Dad's brother Jim passed away last night due to complications from cancer. My Mothers youngest sister is losing the battle to this enemey as well. Boy what a sad state of affairs.

On a lighter note, well for me anyway, I think I might be going to egypt in November....mabye.

And today, I write. write. write. write. And go to the gym gym gym....
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radiobastet:
frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown

But Egypt, the gym and writing are good.

smile
clara:
Egypt?
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Tired. I wonder if I have mono. Or the gods gave me a sleep cycle of a hibernating bear. If I am not asleep, or on a stimulant, I am tired. I am getting a little sick of it.


Bleep bloop robot

hazzah

Mazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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slightpressureok:
Take an entire bottle of Xenedrine! You'll blow up good!
le:
DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO
YOU'RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BE
I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE

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Just to let you all know, I am now ruler of the known universe. It was sorta one of those things where I was on my way to the bank and this funny old man appeared in the seat next to me and hes all "Hello Mac." And Im like "Oh shit, your Gregiknok Leichenstiene, supreame intergalactic emporor of the known universe!" and Hes like...
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kimmi:
I miss you!! Call me as soon as you can so we can hang out. I was going to work today but I don't think I will since I have the Bar Sinister thing to do! So call me...CALL ME!
slightpressureok:
*sigh* We never taaawk anymore, Harold.

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O.K. I think I am dying. My throat is still swollen, and I sleep every chance I get. Aloaha life, parting is such sweet sorrow. Clickety-clackety goes the keys in threes! And Miimsy were the Boardgrooves...



Macmad
clara:
kiss + bok soup = machealtyagain

kiss
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Tonight was "crappy zombie movie night". Me and two other fellas watched really dumb Zombie movies. It was awsome. I feel like someone beat me with a stick. My body aches, my throat is sore, im tired and I feel like I want to get a really good massage. But instead, I have to go to bed, so I can go ern the big bucks...
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thirtyseven:
oh sweet jesus. i waited quietly for MONTHS to be your friend.

you...

LOVE ME smile smile

merfout!
voltaire:
you never call me, and i am so close.......... what's up?
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I like laying around all day with a pretty girl in my bed.


I like making her hard boiled eggs.


I like eating mint chocolatechip ice cream with her.


Awww...hell, I like her.

Macsappy
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mylf:
the simple things in life can be the best things in life.

Cheers to happiness.
kimmi:
I bet she likes you too.

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Today is day for writting. Me write write. Me save lots and do things with words. Tonight I must work for section 5 again. Interogation and tourture. Thier will e lots of blood.


Macweeeeeee!
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kimmi:
Does anyone like you?
clara:
Holy fucking hell, I MADE MACBASTARD'S FRIENDS LIST! I'd like to thank my family and God.
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San Diego comic con is great. Lots of nerdy fun had by all. Tommorow I am helping my parents celebrate thier 40th weding anniversery.

On thu I had the pleasure of kicking the shit out of little kids to win prizes for a pretty lady whos name starts with a K and ends with an Immie. If you took a barrel full of monkeys and...
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babybeezer:
I wish I could kick the shit out of little kids to win prizes for pretty ladies. That would sure beat having to tolerate hundreds of stinky little kids kicking the shit out of me with a smile on my face so their snobby rich parents will pay lots of money and I can make my skrilla.
kimmi:
Rubber Ducky..your the one......

Is the little henchman of the Sheriff in Robin Hood gay? The one who wear's the weird hat..and gets the wine in his eyes when the Sheriff throws a fit saying "And call of Christmas!"
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Hi. Im Macbastard. I worked my ass off today. Colin Farrel, a fellow Irishman, toughed my shoulder. I made alot of fuckin money. Then I went to the Gym and worked out so hard I peed my little pants as I was lifting a barbell. Some big black guy laughed and I looked at him all crazy like and I screamed "What? the? FUCK? are?...
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volkov:
if you have an infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number of typewriters, one of them will eventually bust out the entire Dirty Talk section of the Boards.
soeffinhappy:
Mac haven't you heard about black guys? If you're pants had been bench-pressed off then he might have been laughing at something else. Not to say that you're not hung like an orca...I'm sure you are. Just that....well....I mean he was BLACK.....