Sunday Jun 16, 2002

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Today is fathers day...So I called my Dad and found out that my Mom was admitted to the hosptioal last night for a possible blood clot in her leg, which could kill her, and the lack of oxygen that her lungs were able to pull in....Happy Fathers day Dad. And you know what? Life suddenly isn't so funny anymore...


Macsad
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a548456:
Really sorry to hear that. I hope things work out okay.
nic:
God, I'm really sorry to hear that.
Best wishes. I hope she gets well soon.

:-)

Saturday Jun 15, 2002

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I don't like the term.."More fun than a barrel of monkeys" Because goodammit, to tell the truth, I have never found ANYTHING on gods great green earth that would be more fun than the little red barrel, containing 20 red monkeys with wavy arms that you could link together. Of course, I have to wear an adult diper too so take from that what you...
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aster:
ANYTHING? what about a super big barrel containing two dozen suicidegirls dressed in monkey outfits linking arms with you and forcing you to eat banana milkshakes and cooing, "who's my little monkey?...bad monkey!!!!"
joyrider:
sea monkeys are more fun. plus you could link them together with scotch tape.

Friday Jun 14, 2002

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Today I worked...I lifted heavey bags...Tommorow they r goina give me that operashun so I be smart lik that dum mose algrnon! Then i well beet him in the maz gam!



Maccharlie
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zanarki:
C'mon mac... my bag isn't THAT heavy! I know you were sweat'n and all... but I thought that was due to.... well... other stuff ;-) I certainly wouldn't call it work! hehe
london:
Why must you be so damn cute and funny at the same time SHEEESHHH!!! How much do expect a girl to take?! :o)

Thursday Jun 13, 2002

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They found a new planet in another solar system, that for the first time resembles in size, content and eliptical orbit as our own Jupiter. That means, conditions might be right for a "earth type" planet in the same system. They also manufactured a transistor out of MOLICULES. Thereby sppeding up the oncoming train of Nanotechnology...Motherfucker, what a great time to be alive.

Machawking
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entropy:
So who are "they?"
chiquita:
awww...look, a hollywood hookup. right here.

next thing you know our good pal mac will be cast on a "ground-breaking" new show on the WB about a bunch of supernatural teenagers. he'll play the quiet, reflective one. american teen pop culture will embrace it wholly.

then we'll see our beloved fellow poster on the cover of people magazine with winona ryder. soon after, we'll see a news story about macbastard gettin sued for paternity issues over madonna's 5th child. and then, the steroids and banana cream pies become too much for this charismatic superstar....

tonight...on E's true hollywood story...

Wednesday Jun 12, 2002

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Im not dateing another nutjob girl ever again.....until I date the next one.



Macpissy
zanarki:
FINE!!!

*Kicks MacBastard shrine over*

redskull:
Next time, do your best to out-nutjob the nutjob. Show her who wears the frillyfancypants around the house.

Monday Jun 10, 2002

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Today I tap danced...Now my legs hurt...My shoes werre too small and I sucked...But at least I can still have kids...Oh wait...fuckin radiation...



Macballess

Sunday Jun 09, 2002

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So today I decided to go running because Im fat. (Not really, but this helps me get up and get going and frikkin do cardio that I hate so much.)

Now gentle reader, I have not run for many years...Like 10 or so. And its funny...I think my legs have stopped working. Tommorow, I put the tap shoes back on and attempt to take a...
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monovox:
So I had a hell of a time finding the friggin bridge. Had to wade through mud up to my junk. This fuckin badger started looking at me like love was in the air and started humping my leg like it was time for the spring rut. I get to the bridge and no Macbastard! Blowin smoke up my arse? or is this why you are workin on the runnin wink ?

perhaps another day my friend...

Saturday Jun 08, 2002

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Today i am going house hunting with friends and pretend that I can afford one too...Forest Gumps mom said "Life is like a box of chocolates..." And she was right. But I wanna know which asshole at the factory keeps filling my chocolates with razorblades and bird shit?


Macthecounquer
entropy:
It's me... and those aren't razor blades; they're dirty smack needles... and that's not bird shit; it's jizz.... I love the dumpster behind the free clinic.
chiquita:
bird shit filled chocolates are all the rage in paris, so quit bitching. you are so chic.

Friday Jun 07, 2002

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If I could be anyone from anytime...I would be a pirate. Godamn pirates RULE.
marla:
yeah they do. Yaargh! Shiver me timbers! *sigh* they have the best lines.
monovox:
Ya know who makes a great pirate...? Voltaire! shibber MY timbers! She says good things about you smile Lucky MacBastard.

Thursday Jun 06, 2002

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Today Mary reappeared on SG. In all seriousness, She could be the Bettie page for this millinium. And make tons of money. Move to LA, and I swear she could make a million.

I spent today planning to go out and kick ass and take names in the profession of my choosing...Instead I kicked ass and took names on my computer playing games. Not as...
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