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I am house sitting in the valley all this week. Great backyard, awsome barbeque, the most incredible suround sound I have ever heard...and a lil' dog to keep me company. If any ladies want to borrow some suger...NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.


Macsinful
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voltaire:
Can I borrow some sugar sweetheart?
redskull:
Fuck, if Voltaire's getting some sugar, then I want some too.
Gimme.
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Isn't it funny how when we are kids we are carefree and fun-loving, and when we grow up we work all our frikkin lives, for 30, 40, 50 years, until we can finally retire and be care free and fun loving.....Today was a great day for me. I went to the movies, sat around the house in San Deigo, played with my dogs, drank beer,...
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go_lately:
that sounds like a wonderful day. i'm glad you got a chance to sit back and relax. it's those inbetween days that really mean the most smile
inkedgirl:
See.. no reason to feel lonely! Sounds like you're just the Mac. Plain and simple.
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I love La. I just bought a belt and a buckle on Melrose ave. The Lady said she would give me a "Special deal." The Buclke was $39 dollars and she said she would bring it down to $35 Dollars....WOW THANKS! And so she rings me up and...The belt is ALSO 39 DOLLARS....Ummm 80 Dollars for a peice of plain black leather? Jeeeesus christ....I am...
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fej:
Melrose, might as well gone to Nordstroms...haha
Is Aardvarks still there? That used to be one of the few places to get "Punk" stuff. Nana's was there, and Bleaker Bob's record's. you had to go searching for cool stuff. Either that or London Exchange in Costa Mesa and The Electric Chair in Huntington. before the days of one-stop patch punk clone stores i.e. Hot Topic,
twelvis:
velly velly funny
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Whoopety do...I feel fat..You know how your like "Ok goshdarn it, Im going to change evertything. Im going to go to the gym even if im tired, and eat healthy and cut out all that crap I put in my gaping bisciut portal.....Right after I eat this entire boston cream pie." Kinda defets the purpose. Had me a lady over the other night and I...
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atomic_tiki:
or Macfudge! bahahahahahaha!
alice:
i just want to know if she was 15. was she, was she, huh huh huh?
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A friend of mine got pregnet. I JUST atteneded her wedding. She is 24 years old....So young to be a mom in todays world...Though I guess by the standerds of time, She is an old maid. Children, marriage,....Allthese I crave...All my friends are married...childhoodfriends who are all younger than ol' Mac. Hell I haven't even had a relationship past 6 months. Doomed to walk the...
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go_lately:
i was at my best friend's brother's fiance's baby shower yesterday (phew!), and my lord she is huge. she's due aug. 14th or so, and i'm gonna drive down as soon as i hear she's in labor, and hopefully be there for the birth. she's 24, my best friend is 23, and it's . . . weird. she looks a lot like me, i use her real id as my fake. his name will be manix james castro, 1/2 fillipino. and that's all folks.
manspeaker:
it's all good i was just kidding
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Went to Dr. H's party last night. Met with Alice, Shade Jeremy, rabbiteen, EricAllen, Digdug and two other folks...sorry guys can't remember yer names. Very cool time..Although somehow Alice ended up scoring a job as my life coach...And she keeps trying to "Make me her bitch". Im not sure how to do that. Im not sure I WANT to do that. I am a MAN...
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atomic_tiki:
oop wait! I want to change mine. I want to be "LEFTY" for obvious resons.
digdug:
I don't get it.
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Today I was sitting watching a pearl harbor doc. And as I was watching the planes drop the bombs and kill our boys, a voice from the past yet so much like my own rose up in side my head. As I saw the smoke rising from the capsized oklahoma It got louder and louder until it was forced out of my lips..."Thats all I...
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I want some bacon...LOTS of bacon. And That plaque I am pointing to in my picture is telling us that Rob Roy McGregor (Were McGregors on my mom's side) Was Born and Baptized on March 7th 17 somthing or other. Thats MY birfday too!!!! How cool is that, considering that Im a proffesiona lcattle theif and murder too!!


Macbastard
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elise:
i think i have a crush on you macfunnyman.
slightpressureok:
HAH! That's better! You're a prince (of puns!)
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Fucking crashing Journal entries....



Don't people understand that sometimes I like to be called PRETTY?!?1 Especially when I cook all day long and clean up the place, and you come home and just ingnore me. Not one word of kindness....And you wonder why I cry at night. See if I don't tell the other gals at the tupperware party that your a dirty louse!

Macavoncalling
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zenexistence:
You're so pretty it makes my colon clench, Mac.

Ew. Dirty. Must now shower. Feel dirty.

-Scotty
digdug:
ummmmmm,

what is that landmark that resides behind yer finger of index. am i supposed to know? is it something of significance?
Oh. duh! stupidstupidstupid! i'ts plymouth rock isn't it? why am i so stupid all of the time. why are you taunting me? stop it!!!! stop it!!!
MOM!!!!!!!!!!! Mac is teasing me!
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Well I just shot a nifty short film and adutioned today for an enirgizer commercial. I feel competant and motivated....and I am motevaited to sit an d hang on the computer for a while....Im not sure thats the way its supposed to work.Godamn I want some pie....

You know, gentle reader...all one of you...Everytime I write my journal, I think..Okay Im gonna write somthing intresting...
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alice:
what is that scary statue in your profile pic? it's creepy.... still jealous i didn't get to meet the infamous macbastard last week. i'll just have to kidnap you sometime....