macbastard

So... you're looking for a Queen? You own 12 sided dice, don't you?
I knew it.

Hey, I dated a full blown movie star for about a week, about a week ago. I'm gonna be just like you someday, albeit without the rock hard ass that pleases the ladies.

Maybe you know my ex. she had about 1-1/2 lines in Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer.

I'm a starfucker now, just like my pal Mac.

living the impossible dream

[edited to remove a kickass Freudian-slip. I'm gonna keep that one a secret, thank-you]

[Edited on May 12, 2003]