Sunday May 11, 2003

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I am hitting the stand up scene this week like a cat on fire. Fast, hard, and....On fire.....Awww poor kitty.


MacBASTARD
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justlittleolme:
So... you're looking for a Queen? You own 12 sided dice, don't you?
I knew it.
redskull:
Hey, I dated a full blown movie star for about a week, about a week ago. I'm gonna be just like you someday, albeit without the rock hard ass that pleases the ladies.

Maybe you know my ex. she had about 1-1/2 lines in Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer.

I'm a starfucker now, just like my pal Mac.

mad living the impossible dream skull

[edited to remove a kickass Freudian-slip. I'm gonna keep that one a secret, thank-you]

[Edited on May 12, 2003]

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