macbastard

I'd be Moe and you'd be Curly.
*pokes Mac in the eyes*
"Why you numbskull!!!"

I'd want to see the big bang, but there's no real place to see it from since the universe hadn't formed yet. Then I'd skip ahead and go see the maiden performance of Lysistrada. Then I'd skip ahead to June 8th of this year and find out what asshole smashed my car window. Then I'd skip back again to the beginning of life. You know? When the amino acids joined together for the first time. And guess what? I'd stop them from doing that! Let the paradoxes begin.

And oh yeah. You can come too if you keep quiet and don't eat a lot.