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Tuesday Jul 30, 2002

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I am about to embark on a journey that will take me to the San Deigo Comic Con...The greatest gathering of Dorkdum that the world has ever seen...I will Culminate my trip by attending my 10 year high school reunion. And I will tell people that "I am a bellman...I lift luggage for a living....I am little better than a Chirpa....But I sha'll have you know Sir/Madam, that I am a member of the illustrious and magnificant SUICIDE GIRLS! I am adreesed with great regulaity by women who are hotter than our beloved Sol. I cavort with humans that are so intelegent they baffle the senses! I am MACBASTARD!!!!!.....Oh? Your looking for someone..Oh, yeah sure I understand...Yeah good to see you too.....Hey man how's it going? Yeah it's been a long time! Im a bellman...I lift luggage for a living...I am little better than a chirpa.....But I will....."


I will of course update you all oupn the fantastical adventure that is my LIFE!!!


Macold
azura:
Or you could just make up some outrageous lie about how you invented post-it notes? Or that you just married Voltaire? What do ya think? Trust me it'll work.... wink

-Azura

ok so maybe it wont
Jul 30, 2002
alice:
tell them you're a high paid porn star who does magic tricks on the side. or just tell them that alice sent you.
Jul 30, 2002

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