Happieness is talking to your favriote Suicide Girl for an hour on the phone. Here is a list of the things I would do if I had a whole day with Voltaire.
1. Make her cook for me. (I would ask nicley, seeing as how in a fight...Im not so sure I would win)
2. Take a dance class.
3. Let her school my ass in foozball.
4. School her ass in Street fighter.
5. Harmonize to "You are the wind beneth my wings"
6. Go Bowling.
7. bike ride down Venice beach.
8. Laugh when I throw her in the water and watch how scared she gets.
9. Cry when she punches the shit outta me for throwing her into the water and lauughing at her.
10. Go to strip club and lay down the bet "See my girlfriend here? I bet she could do more pole tricks than ANY girl in this joint!" And watch the cash come rollin in.
11. Let the air out of police car tires.
12. Do the piano key dance from "Big" at FAO shwartz.
13.Wrestle, collegete rules.
14. paint each others nails.
15. Talk about boys *giggle*
16. Toliet paper the hollywood sign.
17. Take lots of pictures of us together so my friends don't think Im lying about the fact that a girl this hot would actually talk to me.
18. Solve any number of current scientific cunundrums.
19. Buy alot of whipped cream, Ice cream, bannans, and chocolate syurp and have a bannana split.....off each others naked body...and then DO the bannana split.
20. kill a homless person just for kicks.
21. go to church.
Wow and thats just the beggining!!!
Now me go.
Macentwined
1. Make her cook for me. (I would ask nicley, seeing as how in a fight...Im not so sure I would win)
2. Take a dance class.
3. Let her school my ass in foozball.
4. School her ass in Street fighter.
5. Harmonize to "You are the wind beneth my wings"
6. Go Bowling.
7. bike ride down Venice beach.
8. Laugh when I throw her in the water and watch how scared she gets.
9. Cry when she punches the shit outta me for throwing her into the water and lauughing at her.
10. Go to strip club and lay down the bet "See my girlfriend here? I bet she could do more pole tricks than ANY girl in this joint!" And watch the cash come rollin in.
11. Let the air out of police car tires.
12. Do the piano key dance from "Big" at FAO shwartz.
13.Wrestle, collegete rules.
14. paint each others nails.
15. Talk about boys *giggle*
16. Toliet paper the hollywood sign.
17. Take lots of pictures of us together so my friends don't think Im lying about the fact that a girl this hot would actually talk to me.
18. Solve any number of current scientific cunundrums.
19. Buy alot of whipped cream, Ice cream, bannans, and chocolate syurp and have a bannana split.....off each others naked body...and then DO the bannana split.
20. kill a homless person just for kicks.
21. go to church.
Wow and thats just the beggining!!!
Now me go.
Macentwined
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batattak:
heh heh...the piano key dance. Too cool!
slightpressureok:
Hmmph. I have *never* done minor dermatoligic procedures while drunk. Maybe a c-section or two, but no skin work.