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Sunday Mar 02, 2003

Mar 2, 2003
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Favriote pickup line that really dosen't work..

"Hi, Your so pretty. I think I want to cut you."

or

"Its such a nice night. When I look into your skin I want to wear your eyes."


Mac eeek

Ladies the line starts here!

VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
zanarki:
Damn you Mac! You owe me a new pair of pants! biggrin
Mar 3, 2003
rawr_ima_monster:
"baby, heaven must be missing a huge pair of tits, because your tits are fucking HUGE."
-best ever. Midievil times! wooohoo!
Dave
Mar 4, 2003

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