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Saturday Aug 28, 2004

Aug 28, 2004
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I just bought two new Horror antholigies. Read read read read! Scare scare scare scare! Pee pee pee pee! cry cry cry cry...

Dammit. I should have read them in my shower.

On a darker note, I am paying to have a portriat painted of me by a FANTACSTIC artist by the name of R.H. PHISTER.

I was going to donate the money to some nice chairty like "The ronald McDonald house" or "Please don't let those fuckin ruskies beat the cute little baby seals over the head with a blunt object foundation"

But you know what....Im a dick...And I personally hate ronald McDickface and really look forward to wearing my baby seal skin jumpsuit this fall.

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