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Friday Jan 10, 2003

Jan 10, 2003
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Did an open mike tonight. I heard 1 laff in my 5 minute set. I had Snarf and Lino from the "Thundercats speaking spanish, Snufflupigas raping big bird, and other hi larious hijinx. But the only line that got a laugh was Alf asking me if he could blow me for crack money.


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Maybe we can get you over here on an MWR (Morale, Welfare and Recreation) Tour. All the biggees are doing it -Letterman went to Afghanistan!

The audiences here are very accomodating; $1 drinks can do that.
Jan 10, 2003
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I didn't use the ID on my ENTIRE TRIP!
I come back to Los Angeles and I use it. So there. I'm slick. And I think I can almost remember my zip code now.

I wonder if one day I'll give my old ID to some kid, make his life more pleasent. I wonder if I'll make him give me a rimjob for it.

No...I'm not like you.
Jan 10, 2003

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