My ankels hurt. I am too fat. My shower only runs cold water for some reason. I am going to a party tonight and I don't think I will get laid. The knife that I was going to kill myself with broke. And my horiscope says "Don't bother with anything, the planets all allined and agree, you are a total loser. You have no lucky number. And a Capricorn or taurs is going to beat your ass very soon.....Or both.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
''Your wife, like your jailers before her, still refuses to allow you to have belts or sharp-edged culinary utensils.''
And you need to start looking at the bright side of things. Like how after you get out of the freezing cold shower, the normal towel feels like it's fresh out of the dryer. mmmmmm....warmth.....