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Friday Dec 13, 2002

Dec 13, 2002
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My ankels hurt. I am too fat. My shower only runs cold water for some reason. I am going to a party tonight and I don't think I will get laid. The knife that I was going to kill myself with broke. And my horiscope says "Don't bother with anything, the planets all allined and agree, you are a total loser. You have no lucky number. And a Capricorn or taurs is going to beat your ass very soon.....Or both.


Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
maxx:
actually, you horoscope says
''Your wife, like your jailers before her, still refuses to allow you to have belts or sharp-edged culinary utensils.''

And you need to start looking at the bright side of things. Like how after you get out of the freezing cold shower, the normal towel feels like it's fresh out of the dryer. mmmmmm....warmth.....
Dec 13, 2002
atomic_tiki:
stop grabbing your ankels so much & they'll stop hurting smile
Dec 14, 2002

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