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Wednesday Jun 26, 2002

Jun 26, 2002
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O.k call me a late bloomer, but I just bought Meatloafs "Bat out of hell" I used to own the second album and godDAMMIT this man ROCKS. Yesterday I could have gotten the phone # of a much younger girl and slept with her. But I did not. Some little fuckin cricket in a top hat kept jumping around saying shit like "Let you concience be your guide!" and "What would Jesus do?!" I headed his words. But I spent the whole day dreaming about sexing up this young Injeneu. Why did I listen to that stupid fucking criket?! He got his though...In a moment of total frustration last night, I grabbed him and pulled his little pants down....I didn't know incects could scream...Oh and thier blood is black too..."Don't go to pleasure Island..." What the fuck are you talking about you damn, fiddle playin mind whore....

Macsunshine
solisis:
that's odd. when I have sex with crickets they bleed yellow...maybe yours was an africanized species
Jun 26, 2002
voltaire:
Was it good? You don't sound very happy...
Jun 26, 2002

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