macbastard

i think your spelling is in fact very cute. it reminds me of my cousin. she's 4.

had a great time chatting with you last night as well. i really did - not just a feigned obligatory reciprocation.

i think evil powers tend to be under-rated. however, when it comes to masssage, i'll concede that it's better to not destroy your victim...i mean, patient. (note my "into" section). it is disappointing that you're already privy to the pants-wetting trick. i assume, you learned the hard (and wet) way.