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Friday Dec 12, 2003

Dec 12, 2003
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Famous qoutes by yours truly...

"Do you want to watch me masterbate?" (She said no.)

"Im not gay but I would totally fuck the Rock."

"Lord, we ask you to bless those who have Condemed themselves to our prayrs." (Read in front of a church congeration.)

"Who's this guy in the picture? Look at his funny beard! What is this guy Amish?"
(Response: "No Scott he's my Grandfather and he's dead.")
Me: HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!....Oh, shit sorry."

"Hey baby, its not cheating if I rape you right?"

(Sorry about that last one people. But it IS funny in a horribably ironic way.)

Macscandelious
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
bob_dobalina:
the rock is a sexy hunka hunka man
Dec 16, 2003
soeffinhappy:
That one about the rock isn't bad, one of my famous quotes is "I'm not gay but if Sean Connery asked, I'd probably make man love with him."
Dec 16, 2003

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