Famous qoutes by yours truly...
"Do you want to watch me masterbate?" (She said no.)
"Im not gay but I would totally fuck the Rock."
"Lord, we ask you to bless those who have Condemed themselves to our prayrs." (Read in front of a church congeration.)
"Who's this guy in the picture? Look at his funny beard! What is this guy Amish?"
(Response: "No Scott he's my Grandfather and he's dead.")
Me: HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!....Oh, shit sorry."
"Hey baby, its not cheating if I rape you right?"
(Sorry about that last one people. But it IS funny in a horribably ironic way.)
Macscandelious
"Do you want to watch me masterbate?" (She said no.)
"Im not gay but I would totally fuck the Rock."
"Lord, we ask you to bless those who have Condemed themselves to our prayrs." (Read in front of a church congeration.)
"Who's this guy in the picture? Look at his funny beard! What is this guy Amish?"
(Response: "No Scott he's my Grandfather and he's dead.")
Me: HAhahahahahahahahahahaha!....Oh, shit sorry."
"Hey baby, its not cheating if I rape you right?"
(Sorry about that last one people. But it IS funny in a horribably ironic way.)
Macscandelious
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bob_dobalina:
the rock is a sexy hunka hunka man
soeffinhappy:
That one about the rock isn't bad, one of my famous quotes is "I'm not gay but if Sean Connery asked, I'd probably make man love with him."
