Today i am going house hunting with friends and pretend that I can afford one too...Forest Gumps mom said "Life is like a box of chocolates..." And she was right. But I wanna know which asshole at the factory keeps filling my chocolates with razorblades and bird shit?
Macthecounquer
Macthecounquer
entropy:
It's me... and those aren't razor blades; they're dirty smack needles... and that's not bird shit; it's jizz.... I love the dumpster behind the free clinic.
chiquita:
bird shit filled chocolates are all the rage in paris, so quit bitching. you are so chic.
