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Thursday Oct 10, 2002

Oct 10, 2002
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Roses are red, Viloets are blue...I went to San Deigo and it totally scuked....See what I did there...I could have rymed it with "BLEW" But I did not therebye derailing the train of High Comedy one more insane time.

I was NEAKID in bead with a girl. Right as I am about to Know her bibilicaly she says "Wait...What are we doing?" I don't know if you men understand this but THERE IS NO RIGHT AWNSER TO THAT QUESTION. You cannot say "Well I was about to insert tab A into Slot B and we were gonna make like a ikea table and fuck." Nor could I say "Oh baby baby...shhhh I jus wanna make the sweet sweet love to you." Beacuse she just magically changed the rules of a game I did not know we were playing in the first place. Hell I coulden't even try to bring on the Kicking team! The only thing left to do was dump Ice water on the "Coach" and go home defeated and saddened by my loss.

O.k. So then MY CAR GETS TOWED. All because I parked (at an apartment complex) in a spot that I thought was marked "G" for guest. But no. You see friend, it was marked "6" Now Can YOU see the "5" in the "6"? Mee the fuck either. See "65" Looked like just "6" which looked like a "g", because the "5" was rubbed out.

And now I am insane.


Macwinnerinthegameoflife!
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
alice:
should i talk more sexy tech film shit for you? tripods and film speeds and splicers.... oh yeah.
Oct 11, 2002
gwen1:
You don't need that San Diego girl when you have Alice to talk to you about splicers, and film mmmmm.
Oct 11, 2002

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