macbastard

hmm, wish I were getting laid tonight.

Mac, I though if anyone would appreciate this, you would. My friend is having a bad taste party, and my roomates and I were trying to figure out our costumes for it, and we decided the best idea ever was to go in black face as a minstrel show, carrying watermelons and calling everybody "massuh" because really, does it get more bad taste than that? Unfortunately, I don't think everyone would appreciate the subtle humor, and I'm pretty sure we'd get our asses kicked. But man, that would be funny.

In honor of your new governor, you should dedicate the occasion to Arnold one liners. Some suggestions include:

- Get down!
- If it bleeds, we can kill it.
- Let off some steam, Bennett.
- He had to split.
- Fuck you, asshole

Chicks get into that shit, for real.