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Thursday Jul 31, 2003

Jul 31, 2003
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Just to let you all know, I am now ruler of the known universe. It was sorta one of those things where I was on my way to the bank and this funny old man appeared in the seat next to me and hes all "Hello Mac." And Im like "Oh shit, your Gregiknok Leichenstiene, supreame intergalactic emporor of the known universe!" and Hes like "Yeah you know it brother" (cause he was sending me telepathic thoughts and all) So Hes like, "Mac, your doing a pretty kickass job of running your life right now...Do you want to take your rightful place as a diystrothropian prince of royal bloodline and wear the emprors crown?" Apparently he wanted to go glofing in florida for a good long while, so Im all "Sure as fuck I do!"

And BAM. I am your new space leader of atomic supremecy.

You don't have to bow down to me or anything...But I thought it was a pretty cool happening.

Emporor Mac the 493028th
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
kimmi:
I miss you!! Call me as soon as you can so we can hang out. I was going to work today but I don't think I will since I have the Bar Sinister thing to do! So call me...CALL ME!
Aug 1, 2003
slightpressureok:
*sigh* We never taaawk anymore, Harold.

frown
Aug 4, 2003

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