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Tuesday Jul 15, 2003

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Hi. Im Macbastard. I worked my ass off today. Colin Farrel, a fellow Irishman, toughed my shoulder. I made alot of fuckin money. Then I went to the Gym and worked out so hard I peed my little pants as I was lifting a barbell. Some big black guy laughed and I looked at him all crazy like and I screamed "What? the? FUCK? are? you? laughing? at? I will tear off my clothes and bench press you throught the roof after I tear out your spleen with my teeth you fucking rancid peice of man shit!"

And then the men in white coats came and said everything was gonna be o.k.

This white room is nice. And my little typing monkey is working out quite well. See the Jacket makbannanas it hard to tybannanape so I must have my typingiwantabannana monkey do it for this guy bobo typing for is crazy me.

Mackeyepp!epp!
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volkov:
if you have an infinite number of monkeys typing at an infinite number of typewriters, one of them will eventually bust out the entire Dirty Talk section of the Boards.
Jul 17, 2003
soeffinhappy:
Mac haven't you heard about black guys? If you're pants had been bench-pressed off then he might have been laughing at something else. Not to say that you're not hung like an orca...I'm sure you are. Just that....well....I mean he was BLACK.....
Jul 18, 2003

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