macbastard

Hi. My name has Macbastard. In the past two weeks I have Slept more than I have been awake. Stopped working out. Not done one thing at all to advance my carrer as an actor. Shaved my head. And started watching T.v. again.

I beleive I am going insane. Also I know that my robot insides that lie just beneeth my skin has been infultratied by spirders. These are spirders from the furture that love the taste of wires and circuts and all things electronic. Which totally explaines why I feel so numb to everything.

My viking ancestors that talk to me in my sleep tell me that I can clense myself for Valahalla by plunging myself in a Fjord in Greenland. However, I cannot afford a plane ticket to Greenland at this time so thats out.

I went to an American Native Indian red guy that told me to "Bet on black". I did and lost $300. He then said something about a "Smoke break" wiped his hands and waived them opvr the table and said "Good Luck Everyone!" and left. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I don't think he was a very good medicine man.

So I asked this old crone at my local Magic/wicca/which/egyptian fetish store how I can stop from going crazy. And she said "Have alot of Sex. But only with really hot women." Which ment she was out. Now where the hell am I going to find really hot women who want to help me not go insane by having some great sex with me?

Bot being nuts sure is the pits.

Machopeless