macbastard

Gosh, I sure do like women. Like alot. Like so much that the only thing more important than women to me is my career. And hell even that sometimes will step aside. So women I thank you. Your great. No I did not just get laid. Hell Im not even dating anyone seriously. I just wanted to say Its nice to share the planet with you. And your wounderful bounty.....of tits. And also your lucious asses. And mabye sometimes your brians. Just so long as you keep the yappin to a minnium. I would like to add here that I enjoy my steak medium rare. And you better not ever let me catch you talking to another man on the phone or in any of that e-mail shit. YOU HEAR ME?!! And if you buy one more pair of shoes, Im gonna take away all your sewing materials! And also no more of your stories on the t.v.! Right out the window!!! Don't ever look me in the eye again! What did I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!


Thank you ladies.

Mac