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Thursday Jun 16, 2005

Jun 16, 2005
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Ok. I've got 2 sons and I'm gettin old. So...my wife and I have decided that if we have more kids it's going to be by adoption.

Today was the day. The day to head off to the Dr. for a chat about getting the big 'V', snipped, fixed.

Dr. Old guy walks in with Miss McFresh out of med school. He asks me if it's ok for her to sit in on the talk. I say "ok".

So..blah blah blah..."you won't have to shave your balls"...yap yap yap...."OK, take your pants off and hop up on the table."

What the Fuck! I thought this was a talk!

So I get up on the table and as any guy reading this would understand, I have 'doctor dick'. For you ladies, 'doctor dick' is a phenomenon where a guys dick will shrink to 1 inch in length as soon as it's exposed to any Doctor.

Christ! So Dr. Oldguy starts feeling my balls and talking about the shape and size and how this tube goes here and that cord goes there...blah blah blah.

I'm just laying there the whole time thinking about how the last time a guy had my balls in his hand, it was 4am and the guy was a bad Cher tranny knockoff who wanted to eat my ass.

Anyways, the exam ends and then Dr. Oldguy turns to Dr. McFresh out of med school and says:

"OK, now you give it a try."



I just met the bitch! Has she gotten to know me? Has she taken me out to dinner? Has she looked longingly into my eyes on a moonlit night? Fuck no!

I feel icky.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
ash:
awwww poor ballsacs!!! blush
Jun 19, 2005
nightvixen:
im comming to canada in two days! woot!!!!!
Jun 20, 2005

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