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Saturday Feb 10, 2007

Feb 10, 2007
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Lets play a game.

Ready? Ok.

Pretend you're a US border guard and this guy shows up at the border between Maine and the Province of New Brunswick.



You ascertain that he has dual citizenship and when you ask this gentleman some questions he tells you that he's a member of US military Special Forces on a secret mission for the President.

You dig further and find out that he has a court appearance in Canada that day for assult charges.

He also has a backpack with a bloody chainsaw, hatchett, sword, brass knuckles and pepper spray.

What do you do?

1. Detain him and call for back up

2. Let him cross over into the US

3. Call your cousin George Bush and ask him for his thoughts on the matter.

Well kids, this scenario actually happened. The border guards chose #2. That's right! Back in April of 2005 this fucktard murdered two old people about a half hour drive from my house (It's still in the courts over here, so he hasn't been convicted yet). He stabbed them to death and then decapitated one of them and discarded the head under the kitchen sink. He then calmly hitchhiked to the border and was let across.

And Canada constantly gets blamed for letting questionable people into our country!?! WTF??
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
wooskie:
5.5! It's going way too fast now. So fast that I'm finally going baby shopping today. Yikes!
Feb 13, 2007
mneylu:
WHOA!!!!
That's insane!!


Update from me- haven't learned mandarin yet.. or started.. but i will!
Yeah, I am known for insane long journals.

Happy Valentines Day!
Feb 14, 2007

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