I am completely hammered right now! Holy Shit!
Earlier today, my youngest son got a toy car stuck in his curly hair:
Too funny.
Also today, my older son told me that if I should quit my job, I should go work for McDonalds. I told him that I wouldn't make enough money to support our family. He said something like " Why? because you'd only make $300 an hour?" At that point I said to him " Your great uncle _____ is the only one in our family that makes that kind of money." He didn't understand, so I actually figured out how much my wife's Uncle makes.
This will scare you. Based on a 40 hour week, my wifes Uncle makes $1570 an hour.
My son still can't figure that out. But sufice it to say that he makes $10,000 more in one week than I make in a year.
Fuck me.
Earlier today, my youngest son got a toy car stuck in his curly hair:
Too funny.
Also today, my older son told me that if I should quit my job, I should go work for McDonalds. I told him that I wouldn't make enough money to support our family. He said something like " Why? because you'd only make $300 an hour?" At that point I said to him " Your great uncle _____ is the only one in our family that makes that kind of money." He didn't understand, so I actually figured out how much my wife's Uncle makes.
This will scare you. Based on a 40 hour week, my wifes Uncle makes $1570 an hour.
My son still can't figure that out. But sufice it to say that he makes $10,000 more in one week than I make in a year.
Fuck me.
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well, alcoholic and obsessive though you may be, it was a superbly written post. i got tipsy on homemade (from a family-owned restaurant) sangria friday night when my best friend was in town. that was a lot of fun. came home and my fiance tried to feed me some Arbor Mist he'd mistakenly gotten for me on St. Patty's Day, and i wasn't havin' it. give me sangria or give me death!
does your son realize how famous he is? i mean... on the shirt, on sg... oh my fucking god my goddamn neighbor is SOBBING AGAIN. this is seriously hurting my brain. the boyfriend is even here now. if this ends in sex, when they're all glowing after the ruccous they make, i swear i'm going over there and asking her politely to keep her problems quietly to herself or MOVE OUT! i feel like i'm living in an asylum. at least when i practice my autoerotic asphyxiation, i put a gag in my mouth. geeze, people.
edit: did i mention your kid has the prettiest eyes?
great pic!hey is the uncle single?
HAHAHA
drunkass!