I will officially never ever sleep again!!!!
Last night whilst i slumbered a spider crawled in my ear!!! what the fuck is that all about?
Half asleep i put my finger in my ear and heard a crunch, i continued to doze until i felt my ear throbbing and the thoughts started to form in my head that something was actually in my ear.
I woke up and thought maybe a bee or wasp had stung me but then found the remains of said spider, my ear continued to throb and i considered the possibility that i'd been bitten by a spider.
After a brief panic i then realised that it was unlikely and more likely was that in fingering my ear i had infact scratched it and that was causing the discomfort, then after a good half hour i wasnt dead so thoughts started to form like maybe it was a radioactive spider and tomorrow i will have the ability to spin webs from my wrists and scale buildings.
Super hero fantasies aside, i will never ever sleep again.
Last night whilst i slumbered a spider crawled in my ear!!! what the fuck is that all about?
Half asleep i put my finger in my ear and heard a crunch, i continued to doze until i felt my ear throbbing and the thoughts started to form in my head that something was actually in my ear.
I woke up and thought maybe a bee or wasp had stung me but then found the remains of said spider, my ear continued to throb and i considered the possibility that i'd been bitten by a spider.
After a brief panic i then realised that it was unlikely and more likely was that in fingering my ear i had infact scratched it and that was causing the discomfort, then after a good half hour i wasnt dead so thoughts started to form like maybe it was a radioactive spider and tomorrow i will have the ability to spin webs from my wrists and scale buildings.
Super hero fantasies aside, i will never ever sleep again.
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I guess the fact that we've waited this long means we can hang on until the next blue moon. But all the same...Doh!