m0unds

Man, I love that!

That shit has me cracking up!

so if he rose from the dead after three days, he technically was "zombie jesus" right? that would imply that to become a zombie would be in alignment with the christian ideal, to be "more like him." i should go to church. shit.

that would also explain why he promoted the eating of human bodies at the last supper. we've opened a whole other can of worms here.