In a scenario where two or more Bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity. This may include but is not limited to: the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.
If a chick inquires about another Bro's sexual history, a Bro shall honor
the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men
are stupid than to tell the truth.
I decided to test my courage today and go to the Mall. It was not to bad, parking was insane and people were all over the place, but not really rushing. They where all just kind of sundering about. Really kind of reminded me of Dawn of the Dead. If you look at it from a Zombie point of view it was really rather interesting.