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It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
---Buddy

My poor legs and feet. I have decided to try my hand at training for our Mini here. Never done something like this before. So all the increased running I have found out one important thing... I need better shoes!

"Saw a porno flick once where this guy got so carried away he humped himself to death. Too much of a good thing."
- Gravedigger, City of the Living Dead (1980)

Just got my Tickets for UFC 107 going to be a good card!

Was looking at some lyrics from 2 Live Crew.. No wonder they were not on the radio very often all you would here is beep beep beep.. LOL

Chorus(2x): Luke
FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!
(repeated by the rest of the Crew)

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy...
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"Geek's favorite pickup line: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform? "

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
-- Frankie Boyle

Man things change so fast...

Well looks like I will be trading Indianapolis for Columbus Ohio, guess I will be taking a few road trips to see what I am in store for.

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only...
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