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Correct. Until then, she's my baby. I want you to know that because I have not yet met you, I don't know who you are (and neither does she apparently) but I can guess what you want from her. You should know that after dealing with many of you (bigo pervs) that I possess a very particular set of skills (really only a
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Yay! You're finally born and can get a huge lung-full of fresh cold air through your own little button nose!
Your head weighs a ton though and your arms and legs are stubby useless fat rubbery things that make it hard to roll over
If you're lucky you get taken home by some lovely giant people that pay enough attention to you that you don't...
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Then he's like, again, add me on sc bro I need your advice. He's at least her real bf and not a fake one. So I refused... I'm like you silly young fool as if I know anything about women. I've only even had 1 girlfriend and that was a massive Trainwreck.
2 in one day?
It is said that the measure of your character is what you do with the small fish.
Where I don't fish because I don't have a lure, I just have a rod in my hand and it falls in the water occasionally. When it isn't dragging along the bottom.. it snags against whatever lurks in the depths.
When it so happens, that I have the...
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Now I'm confused.. the good thing is I fixed my old phone. The weird thing is the Rogers data plan.
What had happened was that the old Nexus 5 had started bootlooping. I tried all types of basic things to fix it but nothing helped. Eventually I replaced the battery. No dice.
Given that I was about to start a new job in IT anyway...
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There are only a couple of scenes in this movie that could be considered B movie shitty. The rest is just horrifically bad.
Adding Wesley Snipes in a typical badass role is useful if only the majority of the scenes he's in would have made sense. Unfortunately it's worse than 'that bad'. It's just random shit happening to fill the empty minutes between the start...
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